- How do I delete Fifty Shades of Grey from the DVR?
- Is my grandchild plotting to kill me?
- How to tell my grandchild I don’t have an inheritance?
- Cute cat videos
- Is it racist if I haven’t seen Selma?
- Why do I like Justin Bieber so much now?
- What is Google?
- What is this Internet thing everyone talks so much about? --
- Negative effects of Viagra on women
- Is it bad if my shit is purple?
"Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot."
1. Northern States Asking If It’s Not Too Late To Let The South Secede
2. Local student decides to commemorate MLK Day by watching BET
3. I died once, but I think it'll look good on my college app
4. Top Ten Hashtags of 2014
5. Should we legalize marijuana: Ehhh, probably?